Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing the Voters of 2012

If a picture is worth a thousand words, this video captures a million gourds. Fair maidens, ring in the new year with the Voters of 2012!



The intelligence! Oh the intellect!
Rejoice! There is so much to cheer.
We've a steady supply of workers yet –
Isn't Social Security still here?

What's that, you say?
Chin up, jobless friend!
In 2012, we ought all be gay.
Still hopeful, though changeless,
More Obama portends
This ode's mere political hay.

Ode to the Welfare State
(circa 1949, by Rep. Clarence J. Brown)

Father, must I go to work?
No, my lucky son.
We’re living now on Easy Street
On dough from Washington.

We’ve left it up to Uncle Sam,
So don’t get exercised.
Nobody has to give a damn –
We’ve all been subsidized.

But if Sam treats us all so well
And feeds us milk and honey,
Please, daddy, tell me what the hell
He’s going to use for money.

Don’t worry, bub, there’s not a hitch
In this here noble plan –
He simply soaks the filthy rich
And helps the common man.

But, father, won’t there come a time
When they run out of cash
And we have left them not a dime
When things will go to smash?

My faith in you is shrinking, son,
You nosy little brat;
You do too damn much thinking, son,
To be a Democrat.

Cheers!


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