GOP Line Up: One Picture Says It All

Photo credit: Washington Post

Alrighty then. I watched the GOP debate last night so you didn't have to. And I probably would have let the whole thing pass, were it not for Mitt Romney pulling, just minutes ago, what -- at least in bits and pieces -- appears to be a damn ugly attack ad. Talk about "splice and dice"!

So here's my analysis of last night's debate, in 50 words or less, moving, of course, from left to right:

Rick Santorum: stands like a normal guy. I wonder what this tells us?

Ron Paul: Ginger, hip-protective. "Is that a crack in the sidewalk?"

Herman Cain: "Hey, everybody! This is me!"

Mitt Romney: paper-doll cut-out. This thin-skinned tin man needs some oil.

Rick Perry: A Texas sidewinder in full plume. "Watch out for my Ben-Hur spurs, ya'll."

Newt Gingrich: Rubinesquely rounded shoulders, relaxed. Feminine, even. And, therefore, very wise.

Michelle Bachman: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band. She hopes we will enjoy the show.

But Stephen Green at PJTV, really captured the debate in his real-time chug-a-lug blog.

Cheers.

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