"You're doing it to relax. You come home from work and you change into baby mode." -- Stanley Thornton.
Stan, the baby man, enjoys being a baby and being babied by his roll-playing mommy caretaker. And who are we to say he shouldn't, even if we have to pay for it?
Okay, so maybe there aren't words. But I'm totally down with this, because I'm hip. I'm cool. Friends, the quarterly checks I cheerfully send Uncle Sam keep Stan's baby dreams alive.
So what if Stan is able-bodied, with the carpentry skills to make his own adult-sized high chair and crib? Are you not a progressive or what? He wears a f#cking onesy; this baby-man needs your money.
Yet stingy senator Coburn wants to turn off Stanley's disability benefits. Yep, just cut this man off at the thighs. How do these guys sleep at night?
Needless to say, baby-man Stan is not taking the news well. He says he will kill himself if the checks stop coming. Senator Coburn, I've known a few liberals in my day. And you, sir, are no liberal.
For shame, for shame.
UPDATE: Michelle Malkin takes the topic to a whole new level.
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6 comments:
What. The. Hell.
I'm all for being good to and nurturing the small child within us who may not have had a voice back when we actually had a childhood....but wtf?
So, he's classified as disabled because he want to be treated like a baby? Aren't most men babies?
You can be a baby on your off time. But when the alarm rings get your ass out of your crib and go to work.
The dj's on morning radio here think this is all sexually-driven. Ugh. I can't even finish my own thought. Just ugh.
He's gonna kill himself? And I'm supposed to be worried about that?
From the medical perspective, this is enraging.
We see patients regularly who are seriously incapacitated but can't GET disability. They have to hire lawyers and sue just to be allowed their rights under the law--and sometimes they still don't get benefits.
This guy's seriously ill, but not in the "I can't work" kind of way. He would be no loss to society. Cut him off.
He NEEEEDS your money? THE FUCK WITH THAT, HE NEEEEEEDS TO GROW THE HELL UP.
I AM JEALOUS, I WISH I WAS A BABY LIKE HIM, HE HAS IT MADE.
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