Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Just in Time for, umm, Something


Are your pants too tight? Is your wig a dreadful sight?
Do you wait for the night because your clothes are a fright?

Becalm yourselves, ladies, and fret no more.
Toss those ugly Snuggies back into your drawer!

For now you have new Snuggies from which to choose.
Put one of these on and you just can't lose!

With camel and leopard and zebra, oh my!
Whoever said clothes on a figure can't lie?

14 comments:

honeypiehorse said...

Wow, those are not pretty. And I imagine also not particularly slimming. I think I prefer the classic blue. Although I might buy one with a cool Navajo blanket print.

The Dental Maven said...

Oooo. The Designer series! But I think I'll hold out for the free Ginsu Knives offer.

Michele said...

The guy on the couch in the brown one looks like a monk, don't you think?

I love how the actors are over-smiling and over-acting. Who the heck looks like they just won the lottery watching TV or reading a book? If I'm curled up on the couch I'm in "I'm ready to pass out" mode.

And fashionable? Puh-leez. They remind me of hospital gowns in fleece. Those people laying on the floor in front of the fire...I can just imagine their cold heinies sticking out. And the last thing I want to be reminded of while trying to relax is being in one of those hospital gowns. (Although, you know, you're always a little chilly in them...perhaps hospitals should buy these instead...but I still want something covering my backside.)

Yeah, I'm so ready to just not buy one. :-)

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...from a time in my lost youth (except when I act like I haven't grown up), a "snuggie" was another term for a well-delivered wedgie.

Kristina P. said...

People keep telling me they are seeing new and improved Snuggies all over, but I haven't seen them! I do want the leopard print one. Oh, and there's a dog Snuggie now, which I am waiting to ship to me.

The Mother said...

A horse of a different color--is still a horse.

Michele Renee said...

I kind of wish someone would buy me one--you know, like a gag gift.

alicesworld said...

Snuggy commercials are so addicting. I can't look away. They're so startling and horrid - I keep waiting for Candid Camera to come on and make it all be a joke. But it never happens. It's so awesome and awful. I love infomercials...

Vered - Blogger for Hire said...

And you can rhyme too! Is there no end to your many talents? :)

Michele Renee said...

Ir's me again. Am able to see the You Tube clip tonight. My sons loved it too. I have informed them I will be at their wintery fall and winter baseball and roller hockey games Snuggled in these.

Christine said...

You've mad my holiday shopping so much easier!

bernthis said...

thank God I came to your site today. I would have missed this fashion forward moment. God Bless you

Jane Turley said...

I have no shame - I am prepared to buy these even if I look like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music. It's freezing here in the UK and I already have two fleeces I use during the long nights with my insomnia. But hey, I fancy to look stylish in those animal prints - although I'm slightly worried that they look like they've got 80s shoulder pads. Still, I could always get a parrot.....

The Unbreakable Child said...

Ah ha~ so this is a Snuggie!! Lol.
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