Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Are your pants too tight? Is your wig a dreadful sight?
Do you wait for the night because your clothes are a fright?
Becalm yourselves, ladies, and fret no more.
Toss those ugly Snuggies back into your drawer!
For now you have new Snuggies from which to choose.
Put one of these on and you just can't lose!
With camel and leopard and zebra, oh my!
Whoever said clothes on a figure can't lie?