Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Selling the Reef


This is definitely "I wish that were me" day. Ben Southall, I wish I were you.

Ben was selected out of 130,000+ applicants for the "greatest job in the world." He'll be paid $110,000.00 to live on an island for six months. In a three-bedroom villa. With a private plunge pool.

The
interview process was grueling. The finalists were required to "snorkel through crystalline waters, gorge themselves at a beachside barbecue and relax at a spa. The finalists also had to demonstrate their blogging abilities, take swimming tests and sit through in-person interviews."

Check out Ben's charming sixty-second video application:



Who in the world could turn this guy down?

Pictured here on the right, when Ben learned he'd landed the job, he modestly remarked, "I hope I can sell the reef as much as everybody is expecting," and that "My swimming hopefully is up to standard."

A description of Ben's
office (and the view from his villa):

In between travelling to various islands of the Great Barrier Reef, the Island Caretaker will live at Blue Pearl, a beautiful three-bedroom home on Hamilton Island featuring stunning views of the Whitsunday Islands, modern facilities and exquisite furnishings.

The bright, airy interior features three spacious bedrooms, two bathrooms, a fully equipped kitchen, state-of-the-art entertainment system, ceiling fans, air-conditioning and laundry facilities.

The Island Caretaker will enjoy Blue Pearl’s outdoor areas including a private plunge pool/spa with exceptional views, sun lounges, large balconies and the traditional Aussie barbeque. A golf buggy is also included with the house, so you can explore the island with ease.
As caretaker, Ben will write a weekly blog chronicling his fun in the sun and keep a video diary and photo gallery. And if he wants to, he can bring his entire family. This excerpt from the job description:

To keep you busy, Tourism Queensland will organise a schedule of travel and events on the Islands of the Great Barrier Reef. Your schedule could include sampling a new luxury spa treatment at qualia on Hamilton Island, trying out new snorkelling gear on Heron Island, or bushwalking on Hinchinbrook Island.

I'm just not seeing any drawbacks here. It's painful.

17 comments:

The Mother said...

Are you telling me that your job isn't this much fun?

I know mine is. I sit on the couch all day, drink Dom Perignon and eat bon bons. Every once in a while, I grab my computer and make a note or two about how great my life is.

Motherhood is the easiest, most glamorous job in the world. Screw the beach. I'd just sunburn, anyway.

Kristina P. said...

Wait, this is for real? Damn! How did I miss this? I totally would have taken topless pictures to send in.

Becky said...

Did you hear Jon Stewart name the worst job in the world? "A eunuch in F*#ktown."

Pardon my French.

Don said...

I'd be afraid I'd suddenly hear from every relative of a relative that I've never heard of looking to visit me. That's my excuse for not applying for the job and I'm sticking to it.

Middle Aged Woman Blogging said...

I want more details! Where is this place, how much is it a night..... food? I'm game, when are we going?

AmyAnne said...

Becky - I totally hear Jon Stewart, and laughed my ass off!

OMG I was emailing this job around to every single person I knew that scuba dived. All 2 of them. How the heck did you find out who got it?!

For me, the whole swimming with the fishes would be akin to being tied to being dropped in a pile of rattle snakes. Not my cup of tea.

bernthis said...

please send Ben my deepest condolences. I can't stop crying long enough to write to him

LadyFi said...

I definitely thought of applying for this job when I saw it advertised! Darn Ben for getting it first...

honeypiehorse said...

Wow, I thought this job was some kind of fall guy front so I didn't bother applyingn but it's actually a reality blogging job. Damn, that could have been ME!!!!

The Dental Maven said...

I'm sure he'll be needing a dentist while he's there. I'll be waiting by the phone...

Skunkfeathers said...

After the last two days of my job, I know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that if I beat the odds and won something like this, I'd be struck by lightning the instant I walked outside LOL

abdpbt said...

Umm, yeah, I think I could handle that job.

Sodermoto said...

Wow I don't know if I could leave my glamorous life in Utah for all that! ;) I hope he realizes how good he has it!

Debbie said...

I don't think I even like Ben. If we start a smear campaign, do you think they might fire him and we might get a shot?

Drama Queen Jenner said...

I tell myself I wouldn't like the job because of the sand. Doesn't help much.

Vodka Mom said...

He was amazing on his video! I would have totally voted for him.

Michele Renee said...

I would have been happy just to be there for the interview process!